Brother, P.E. brother.
- Is it me? - P.E. brother?
- P.E. brother? - Why do you keep asking for me these days?
Be careful. My microphone will drop.
He won't grab your neck today.
- It's alright. - What is it?
- What is it? - It's not a threat.
- It's okay. - What's wrong?
You will meet a good woman.
- What? - Did you break up?
You shouldn't be scared of loving another person.
When did I say I was scared?
- What is it? - You...
You will meet a good woman. You shouldn't be scared.
I'm not comfortable of meeting someone new.
(Jang-hoon confessed his honest feelings in Canada.)
- What did you say? - It was nothing. For instance...
He said he's scared of loving someone new.
- I'm not scared. - You can meet someone old.
What?
- This is why I can't say anything sincere here. - Alright. I'll stop.
- This is why I say these things somewhere else, not here. - Okay.
I can't say anything sincere.
I think he needs someone who can control him.
- Right. - It's because he has a strong personality.
- That's why... - I'm sorry.
Why are you guys so interested...
- in who I date? - We're family.
- We're one. - Who do you think will go to your wedding first?
- Who will be sitting on the family seats? - We're one.
- What do you think. - Let me say this one thing.
If I really do something,
it will take place secretly.
- No way. - Only the family members will be there.
- Aren't we family? - You need to consider your wife's family.
- They may wish for a feast. - You can't do anything secretly with your height.
- Right. - Everyone can see you.
- Who's your ideal type? - Right.
- I don't have an ideal type. - Say a name.
- I don't have any names. - Describe the style.
I don't think of those things. You know me.
What use is it if I like her? That person may not like me.
- Right. - You should still state it.
I don't have an ideal type.
- What use is it if I like her? She may not like me. I don't like that. - No.
You always get first place...
- when the transfer students do a popularity vote. - That's just for fun.
- What is that? - Look at him.
You're awful.
Out of all the transfer students,
- who is closest to your ideal type? - No. I don't have one.
- You have to state one person. - State one person.
Hurry up.
(Here we are.)
Hurry up.
(It's the sexy queen, Hyuna.)
I didn't hear it.
- Hello. - Welcome.
- Hello. - It's Hyuna.
(He welcomes her with the "Bubble Pop" dance.)
- It's "Bubble Pop". - Hello.
Welcome, JR.
- Hello, JR. - Hello.
- Hello, JR. - It's "Night Goblin".
(He smiles like a father.)
- Are you happy? - Is it just you two?
Who's going to talk today?
(Who's going to talk today?)
- You shocked me. - You shocked me.
(There's another transfer student.)
- What? - He was hiding there.
- He was hiding there. - You were there all the time?
I was so shocked.
Why is the opening so long? I thought my back was going to break.
(Thirty minutes before the shoot began,)
(no one was in the desolate classroom.)
(The cleaning locker was shut.)
(The fight with himself began.)
(Thirty minutes passed after Park Sung-gwang went inside.)
(I'm willing to wait...)
(as long as I can only make them laugh.)
(I really wanted to make everyone laugh.)
- Sung-gwang, you're here. - Yes.
(Ho-dong is nonchalant.)
Welcome.
- Go and introduce yourself. - You have to stay confident.
- Alright, Ho-dong. Hello. - Seriously...
- Introduce yourself. - Hyuna, introduce yourself first.
(She's shy.)
Hello.
I'm a transfer student from Breathtaking High School. I'm Hyuna.
(They're excited.)
- Nice to meet you all. - Breathtaking what?
It's Breathtaking High School.
You three look like a group from the 1990's.
There was always an ugly member.
They look like Nami and Boom Boom.
- They look like Nami and Boom Boom. - Thank you.
- Still... - Welcome, Sung-gwang.
Hello. I transferred from Night Goblin High School.
- I'm JR the goblin from NU'EST. - JR.
I'm the first graduating class from that high school. Say hello.
- Hello. - "Night Goblin" is so fun.
Do you know me?
I always saw you on "Night Goblin", but it's the first time I heard your voice.
I was so curious when I watched "Night Goblin".
I wondered what your voice was like.
- You'll hear my voice a lot today. - Thank you.
Hello.
I'm a transfer student from Night Goblin High School.
I'm a rising star. I heard that I was funny for 10 years.
- I'm comedian Park Sung-gwang. Hello. - Welcome.
Good job.
(He's the only one giving a standing ovation.)
(Welcome, goblins.)
It's the first time we saw...
Su-geun's friends on Ask Us Anything.
Are they his friends?
- Are they his friends? - Yes.
Did you invite them?
- My role was big. - You're amazing.
They're hilarious.
It's hard to invite guests successfully.
If Su-geun invited those two successfully,
let me confess that I did all the work...
- inviting Hyuna here. - What?
- When did you meet Hyuna. - Praise me.
- What are you saying? - Put your hands up, scriptwriters.
- What? - What?
- What? - I met Hyuna at a different show.
Hyuna came out as a guest.
I kept on telling her, "Come out on Ask Us Anything".
I brainwashed her.
- I... - Hold on.
It would have been cool if I said that, right?
- Right. - Right.
- No. I can't wait. - Right.
- Right. - I'm sorry, Hyuna.
I'm not patient, so I always say it first.
- I always say it first. - Really?
- Sir. - What?
This guy always talks about how he ate with a celebrity.
He always invites guests to "Let's Eat Dinner Together" and "Island Trio".
However, he doesn't invite anyone here.
Nonetheless, we didn't lose Sung-gwang to "Island Trio".
(He can only laugh.)
(The big goblin brother adores Sung-gwang.)
- He came here first. - Right.
- I decided to come here first. - We should be happy.
- You're grateful, right? - Wait.
Sung-gwang was invited by Su-geun.
I'm the one who actually invited Hyuna.
- No way. - I'm serious.
Hey. I was on "Lipstick".
We also met on "Hidden Camera".
- She came to have a crush on me. - Right.
- It was before that. - Wait.
Let me tell you. It was Kang Ho-dong at first.
- What? - I asked you to do a new show with me during "Star King", right?
- This was the new show. - Right.
You promised to do a new show with me.
- Ho-dong... - None of you are it. I prayed 100 days for Hyuna to come out.
(I prayed 100 days for Hyuna to come out.)
You guys are no match for me.
- Is that so? - Of course.
- You prayed? - This is my work.
- You're so hilarious. - Where did you pray?
I prayed every night at my home.
You prayed while gaming.
If that's the case, I gave Kim Beom-ryong the song "Hyuna"...
a long time ago.
- Hyuna - Hyuna
You should mention things that they would know about.
They don't know about "Hyuna".
- Beom-ryong was mentioned once more. - Don't talk about what we know.
- Who made you come out? - Tell us.
- Was it because Kyung-hoon prayed 100 days? - It's not Hee-chul.
(He's disappointed.)
- It's not Hee-chul. - It's not Hee-chul.
It's not Ho-dong, either.
(He's disappointed.)
It's either Kyung-hoon or Jang-hoon then.
The 100 day prayer is strong.
- It doesn't come true easily. - Sharp's song was "100 Day Prayer".
- Oh dear... - Jang-hoon was right.
- Right. - However,
you're different from how I remembered you.
- Really? - He always wants the credit.
I thought Jang-hoon was very grave...
and serious.
You misread him.
I thought he was someone quiet.
- You thought so? - Yes.
She thought Jang-hoon was quiet.
(She thought Jang-hoon was quiet.)
Hyuna was correct. I'm serious and grave.
- Hyuna's here. - He's probably the most talkative person taller than 2m.
- Right. - He's the global champion.
- Hyuna. - He's the global champion.
It was probably hard for Hyuna to come out here,
- but JR doesn't do entertainment shows, either. - Right.
He came here because he trusts me.
He trusts me somehow.
- Right. - You can drink some water if your throat is dry.
Should I do that? I'm a bit flustered.
Don't be so nervous.
- Right. - I'll trust you.
- Don't trust me. - Really?
I play alone.
- Alright. - You should trust me.
- Right. - Why would you trust anyone else?
Trust me and Su-geun.
Hyuna, did you write your new song, "BABE"?
Yes, I wrote the rap.
You received a call again.
No. No one would call me for this.
I don't know anyone related to Hyuna.
- Who would call me? - Hyuna is your ideal type, then.
- Right. - What?
- Really? - Carefully
- I want to confess - I want to confess
- I want to be brave - I want to be brave
(She is nonchalant.)
(He gives up.)
- It's time to confess. - Alright.
Hyuna, don't leave me
(Stop it.)
Hyuna,
- who is your ideal type? - Is it time?
- It's been a long time. - It's been a long time.
- Let's do this. - Let's do this.
Pick the person who most befits your ideal man type,
including JR and Sung-gwang.
Everyone has the same circumstances.
Only the appearances and personalities are different.
How is this meaningful?
It's very meaningful to us.
- It's very meaningful to us. - This is what we live for.
It becomes our strength to live the week.
- Right. - It's our sole joy.
Who would you date?
- Who would you date? - We're all the same age.
- Everyone's unmarried. - Right.
Seriously...
- Look at our eyes and faces. - Stop saying that. I get it.
Look at our profiles too.
Hyuna already saw all that.
Of course.
She won't even look at me.
- Have you decided? - Pick one of us.
I'm sure there's got to be someone.
I actually thought about it before I came on the show.
- She did. - But I feel differently now.
Really? I'm getting nervous.
You already changed your mind?
No. Before I came on the show...
You didn't know I'd be here, right?
(You didn't know I'd be here, right?)
(What?)
(Sung-gwang is puzzled himself.)
(A round of applause to Sung-gwang's sense of humor!)
That was very quick-witted.
I feel so much more at ease.
Who was your dream guy before you came on the show?
You have to be honest, okay?
Before I came on the show, it was Jang-hoon.
You had the right idea. That's it.
I can't believe how tall he is!
He's so tall!
- I want to stand next to you. - He's so tall!
- Wow! I've never seen anything like this. - Stand next to Hyuna.
Wow, you're so tall!
Sung-gwang, I'm sorry about this,
but can you stay out of our shot?
- All right. - You should just stay still like me.
(Hyuna is having fun at giant land.)
The jib director tells me he's been having nightmares.
- He has insomnia because of you. - He and I are really close!
- He sees your face every time he opens his eyes. - We do three programs together!
Why was it Jang-hoon?
- That's right. - I used to think...
that he's very manly. I also liked him because he was quiet.
That's enough. What's next?
Who's your new dream guy?
- Now! - Now, it's Su-geun.
- This is a bit... - There's a good reason.
I'm sorry, but I'm going to the ENG camera.
Hello.
- I'm going to the ENG camera. - Su-geun...
(The jib moves restlessly, not knowing where to go.)
You had the wrong idea!
(I love you, ENG!)
(It turns into a jib crisis.)
- That's funny. - He thought I was walking over to him.
- Good job! - That is Jang-hoon's.
- That's Jang-hoon's camera. - Why is it Su-geun?
Su-geun...
- is really similar to my dad. - I heard that a lot.
- A lot of girl-group members say I resemble their fathers. - It's not that.
Ever since I was a child, I wanted to marry someone like my dad.
I loved him so much,
that I thought marrying a guy like him would make my life a success.
I was really envious of my mom,
- but Su-geun has a similar feel to my dad. - I guess...
What did you like about your dad?
He's very reliable and is always there for his family.
- Ho-dong isn't really like that. - You got him all wrong.
Ho-dong...
scares me.
You've been on "Star King".
- You saw him right. - He was really nice on "Star King".
- You're right. - He has such a strong vibe.
What about me?
That was out of nowhere.
Why can't I ask?
- Say it. - You're not part of the equation.
That's hilarious.
- What about me? - That's understandable.
What's understandable? Hurry and stop playing around!
You went from Su-geun to Ho-dong. It's my turn next.
Well...
Now, it's time to read their applications.
- Yes. - First is Hyuna.
- Her real name is Kim Hyuna. - Yes.
Her agency is "Homebody".
- Really? - We have another homebody here.
Her agency is "Homebody".
- Do you only stay home? - Really?
Yes. Kyung-hoon likes to stay home too?
- He is. - I watched a movie yesterday.
- I watch movies at home all the time. - I went to the theater.
- Really? - Wow!
- Alone? - I went with my mom.
(I watched it with my mom.)
He's a good son.
What a nice son he is.
- I saw "A Taxi Driver". - You took your mom to the movies.
That's nice.
After the movie, I signed autographs and took pictures.
- You went with fans? - No. With people that recognized us.
Kyung-hoon doesn't cover himself when he leaves the house.
- He doesn't wear sunglasses. - I don't, either.
- Ho-dong actually wears sunglasses every time he goes to the airport. - Really?
But he looks even more like Ho-dong.
All that matters is that he can't see others.
They don't know.
Everyone notices him,
but he's the only one that can't see.
(He's embarrassed at the late realization.)
- He looks the same. - Unbelievable.
Hyuna's nickname is The King?
- The King? - The King.
There was nothing else to write besides that.
- So I thought... - Right, she wants us to give her a nickname.
Yes. Give me a nickname.
She wants us to make her a nickname.
This is what came to mind.
What about "Hyun-moo-dol"?
- Because she looks like Jun Hyun-moo? - Is it weird?
It's short for "Hyuna is insane on stage".
- I like it. - The Hyun-moo is too much.
- It's too close to Jun Hyun-moo. - What about this?
I thought about it,
- and the name "Ki-jung" comes to mind. - What?
- Ki-jung? - Why?
- Ki-jung? - "Hyun-ki-jung".
You mean "vertigo"?
That's how you feel when you see her.
You said "Ki-jung"!
- It should be "Ki-jeung"! - Geez!
(It's his accent.)
That's how I heard it too.
- You need to say it properly. - I thought you meant something else.
- What's "Hyun Ki-jung"? - "Ki-jung"!
It should be "Hyun Ki-jeung".
What about "Hyun-blood"?
"Hyun-blood"?
Seeing Hyuna will make you bleed through your nose.
Bleed through the nose?
That's a pretty good name.
- Thanks. - Hello, I'm "Kim Hyun-blood".
(Hyuna accepts all the weird names.)
I don't know about this one...
Her strength is to do the hula hoop in high heels.
- Is that supposed to be a bad thing? - Doesn't it hurt your feet?
I normally don't wear high heels,
I always insist on wearing heels on stage.
- She has to wear heels. - Wearing them makes me feel good.
These heels are really high.
Look at that heel!
This is kind of embarrassing.
- That's insane! - It's like ballet.
(Ma... Madame?)
They look like 13-inch heels.
Her hands falls right into his.
- Can you feel your heart pounding? - Thank you.
- Don't they hurt your feet? - She looks very different.
Which one?
This one looks prettiest.
They look like they're going to slip off.
- Here I go. - It'll be hard with the mic on your back.
(A very stable position)
- There should be more to it. You can walk? - Balance is key.
Yes. That's because...
it's hard to do without maintaining balance.
- Is there anyone among us that's good with the hula hoop? - There's Young-chul.
Come out. What are you doing?
Wear these.
(Su-geun takes out high heels from his desk.)
Hang on. He took that out from his desk drawer.
We weren't sure who would do the demonstration.
- Su-geun's desk is a pawn shop. - He's got everything.
You saw him raise his hands, right?
- Hurry, hurry. - Aren't those Ae-sook's shoes?
Ae-sook was like, "Su-geun, how did you know my shoe size?"
They fit perfectly to my feet.
- That's the perfect fit. - That looks so weird!
Please wait. Let me do this.
(Young-chul's super good at everything except being funny.)
Can you do this?
He's even better than me. I'll try with two then.
Really? This is really heavy. It'll be hard.
- That won't work. - He's right.
- They're of different sizes. - It won't work.
- It's all right. Let me try. - They'll just fall.
- I'll just try it. - What about the line?
(It's working!)
- It's working. - You look like the Dream Being of the Daejeon Expo.
- That's good. - Move aside.
How am I supposed to do this?
- It's your turn. - Don't do it!
All right.
- It's not working. - Try again.
- This isn't easy. - He's trying hard.
It's hard, but I can dance well in heels.
She always dances in heels.
- I've tried it before, and it's really hard to dance in heels. - Can you do this?
What?
Can you do this for me?
Excuse me?
(Ho-dong doesn't know what to do with himself.)
- I'll do it for you. - I'm standing right here!
Did you have to go all the way there?
I'm right here!
- What are you doing? - Why did you go there?
It's all right. Ho-dong is just helping her.
- That's good. - Thank you.
Goodbye.
What's important here...
is that it's not hard to wear high heels.
However, there are barely any singers...
that dance without taping their heels.
- Is that when they tape the heels to the feet so they don't fall off? - Yes.
You have to do that to dance better.
Then, let's see you dance.
- Do you know the song "Bubble Pop"? - It's the best.
Then, I'll show you "Bubble Pop".
It'll be hard.
(Here is Hyuna dancing to "Bubble Pop" in heels.)
It's a fast beat.
(Heart-pounding)
Can you do that?
I can.
(She's very much at ease.)
(She's good.)
("Excuse me" again?)
Hello?
(The two brothers are flustered.)
Hello?
(Bottoms up!)
(He spouts the water out.)
(An uninvited guest appears.)
- Get out of there! - Young-chul!
Get out of there!
(Ho-dong gets rid of him.)
Just stay out of there.
(Ho-dong goes back into focus.)
(This is Hyuna's time!)
It's "Bubble Pop"!
(She does the "Bubble Pop" moves.)
Let's go! Let's go!
(Her high heels make her even more charming.)
- That was amazing! - Right!
I can see why people call her The King.
- Everyone rushes out of the waiting room to watch her. - I can see why.
- That was amazing. - Applause.
The dance isn't...
- active from start to finish. - Right.
It goes from soft to intense very suddenly.
That was great!
It was lying dormant.
That was Hyuna's application.
Now, it's time for the member of "Night Goblin"...
- What are you? - Hyuna!
- What are you doing? - You startled me!
- Geez. - Give me a second.
- You're really easy-going, aren't you? - Don't mind me.
- How could we not? - You're the main guest.
We're not, but you are.
- If you do this, what about the cameras? - Just do what you were doing.
- Sung-gwang's hand... - He's from...
Spending All Night at "Night Goblin" agency.
JR's nickname is Wartortle.
- What is that? - Wartortle?
- Wartortle? - It's from Pokemon.
- Squirtle? - It's the evolved Squirtle.
People say I look like Wartortle.
That's how it became my nick name.
I promoted that for Japan when I was on "Producer 101".
Is there construction going on back there?
Hang on! It's so distracting!
- What's going on? - Are you doing construction back here?
- Even camera was on you. - All right.
This is what happens after you do a performance on stage.
That's right. It's so hot.
I thought you were doing construction.
JR's strengths...
is playing slap-match?
- I'm good at that game. - You have to watch what you say. We're all pretty good.
- It's the game of our generation. - We played it as kids.
You're going to beat us in slap-match?
- Ta-da! - It'll be you against seven.
That's right.
If you flip it over twice, you win.
Each player will throw one at a time.
For instance, if Hee-chul flips it, but Young-chul doesn't on the next round,
you have to start from the beginning.
- I see. We're doing it like a relay. - Right.
- JR, you'll be playing on your own? - Yes.
You're setting it up to work in your favor.
- I have to win the game. - What are you talking about?
All right. There will be no practice round.
- Can I watch? - Let's get it.
Of course.
Hyuna, do you want to throw one to start the game?
Hyuna, you should try.
If you flip it once,
- you can sing your new song. - "Babe".
"Babe".
- I don't think I can... - Try it.
- I'll try it though. - We'll just watch.
- Hang on. - All right.
It has to fit the size of your hand.
She's not that well-mannered, is she?
(Ho-dong flips it back.)
- What are you doing? - That's not right.
- She just flipped it. - That's not right.
Her hands were fast at work.
- Go ahead. - I seriously...
- Here's the first shot. - Go!
- Do it like you're dancing. - Start!
Like you're dancing...
You want the impact to go right on top.
(She hit the floor.)
(Shame)
(It didn't even graze the ttakji.)
Just try to hit it.
- That was a practice round. - I'll try again.
- This is the real thing. - I'll try to hit it.
I haven't played this in a long time.
- Here I go! - Okay.
(Will Hyuna succeed her second attempt?)
You can do it.
(Geez...)
(It was a nice back swing.)
Hyuna,
were you trying to beat the floor?
That's that. Put it back.
- We're going to use these ttakji. - Use this then.
You should go, and I'll finish the game.
- That would finish the game. - If you go first, I'll end it.
- JR won't even get to throw a shot. - JR,
- we'll show you. - He's like a little brother to me, so I don't want to ruin it.
Are you for "Night Goblin" or "Ask Us Anything"?
- I'll go first. - I'm for "Ask Us Anything".
Why do you keep asking?
Give it to him.
- Why do you keep asking? - Hang on.
Tell us.
Are you for "Night Goblin" or "Gag Concert"?
- Tell us. - 1, 2, 3!
"Night Goblin".
- What about "Bongsoongah School"? - Sung-gwang...
- should be for "Gag Concert". - That's the show that made you.
- How could you? - You only just started "Night Goblin".
- That's not good. - You were on the show for over 10 years.
"Three Meals A Day" or "Ask Us Anything"?
What did you just say? "30 Bastards"?
"30 Bastards"?
(Everyone starts berating Sung-gwang.)
- Stop it, you bastard! - I didn't say that.
- "30 Bastards"? - "One Meal A Day".
- Unbelievable! - Did he just swear at me?
- He's suspicious. - Why don't you just...
- call me "fat bastard"? - Let's just say that's your hidden weapon.
"One Meal A Day".
Then, Kyung-hoon will take the first shot.
- If you can't flip it, JR will go next. - Your shoes are so bright.
- That's true. - Come on!
Come on!
- That was nothing. - You've never played, have you?
I have. It's too heavy.
If JR flips it, it's game over.
- If JR flips it, it's game over. - Go.
Fail.
I thought you said you're good.
- JR, look at this. - You have to do well.
He'll hit it like he's slapping a quiet fan.
(Bang!)
(The ttakji jumps from sheer force.)
- It didn't work. - It's not easy.
- JR, you go. - Why did this nail fall out?
(Why did this nail fall out?)
What is this?
Are you sure it didn't fall from his head?
Is it from your arm?
I think it came from over here.
Are you sure it's not a screw that came loose?
- His screw got loose. - That's fine.
- Are you good? - It's all good.
- It was from his arm. - I was so startled when the nail fell out as he swung.
- Come on, people Gangwon Province should show something. - I'm really good.
You're from Gangwon Province? So is he.
- Where in Gangwon Province? - Gangneung.
- I'm from Wonju. - You're close. You should be nice to each other.
Gangwong Province is short for Gangneung and Wongju.
- Aren't those two places really far apart? - Actually,
- Gangwon is short for Gangneung and Wonju. - That's right.
Is that why it's Gangwon Province?
We like games too.
Here I go!
I will beat this game!
(He takes a full swing.)
(He was strong, but he couldn't flip it.)
- That was close. - Here goes the son of Gangneung!
(Gangwon Province's JR makes an attempt.)
(It flipped!)
Once he flips this again...
- That should be easy. - JR will win.
- This isn't easy. - It's not.
- The second shot is the hardest. - Good luck.
(Will JR succeed?)
(He throws the ttakji.)
(Success!)
(JR wins the game of slap-match!)
We won!
- Hang on! - Isn't it a tie if we flip it too?
We did it first.
He's good.
Because the "Night Goblin" team won,
- please promote the show to the viewers. - Wait, in that case,
- I brought something. - Yes.
(They rush to the podium.)
What are you bringing?
- Here's the "Night Goblin" poster. - You say it into the camera.
- Go ahead. - We're on every Sundays at 6:30. Please watch our show!
I'm also a "Night Goblin" fan!
"Night Goblin" is so fun!
All right, JR's slap-match game was great.
Park Sung-gwang is good at acting drunk.
Is that your strength?
Isn't that really easy?
Not bad!
- Like this? - It looks like you're really drunk.
First, when you're drunk,
- you want to walk a certain way. - Right.
- Let me get ready. - You walk a lot.
You can tell someone's drunk by their walk from a mile away.
Your clothes should be disheveled.
- Right. - There's a certain know-how.
(Action!)
Geez... Geez...
(The drunk Sung-gwang gets on the subway.)
Excuse me.
(With tipsy steps, he finally takes a seat.)
He's really good.
(Rattle, rattle)
(Glance)
He's looking around to pick a fight.
He's sleepy.
- He's sleepy? - Yes.
He's sleepy.
(Blink, blink)
(He wakes up in a flash.)
(That's right!)
- He's pretending he wasn't sleeping. - That's right!
- He's pretending. - Right.
(Cough!)
(He adds the detail of getting gum caught in his throat.)
That's right!
(A round of applause!)
That was great!
Then, he swallows the gum.
That's right.
- That was drunk acting. - I think Hyuna should go next.
When I get drunk,
I don't do that.
First, when I get drunk,
I walk over to people.
I walk over like this.
Then,
Are you all right?
Are you drunk?
- I'm really okay. - Really?
- That's what I do. - Really?
Should we all try acting that?
Really?
- With all of you? - I'll go first.
- I'm number one! - Come on!
Are you all right?
Are you drunk?
(Even JR lines up.)
I'm all right.
- Are you all right? - Are you drunk?
I'm all right.
- I'm all right. - Me too. Are you okay?
- I'm not okay. - I'm okay.
You can do it with one hand.
I'm okay.
Is it over already?
- It's over. - The next round...
- is at four. - You have to come early.
- I'll get sober then. - It's over!
- It's over? - Yes.
- We're all out. - I waited for hours!
I can't believe this!
- Come again at four. - It's break time.
- Is that a line for "Night Goblin"? - Yes.
My goodness.
How was it?
How was what?
You should ask a question first!
You should ask a question first. Why are you asking that now?
I want things to get more fun.
I'll give you a set of question.
Everyone needs to focus and answer. That includes you, Young-chul!
- Okay! - What's the prize?
The prize is a back-hug.
Answer! She didn't give the question yet.
All right. Do you know the title of my first solo album?
- Of course, I do. - What is it?
"Ch-ch-ch-change!"
- Is that it? - It's not that.
- You're not supposed to do it like that. - Then show us.
- Why did it get distorted like that? - 1, 2, 3, 4.
- This is how it's done. - I see.
How did it change to that?
You danced this before.
- All right. Focus. - That was that?
Kyung-hoon danced it perfectly. Do it again.
- That was that. - I want to see it.
Go!
(Flap, flap)
It worked better last time.
It's the same dance but has a completely different feel.
(It was a lot better the last time he did it.)
- It was a lot better last time. - That was cute.
It never worked.
- It worked last time. - "Change".
My first solo title was "Change".
In that music video,
there's a scene where...
I'm getting drenched outside.
I said something while I was filming the video.
- Was the water cold? - Yes.
- Yes, it was during winter. - I know the answer.
"It's too cold. Manager, I told you to heat the water!"
"Are you going to keep treating me like this?"
He's really good at kicking.
- He's good at kicking. - Show me your head.
Hee-chul,
stop talking about yourself.
I know. It's about Super Junior.
- He keeps talking about himself. - Do I look that mean?
- You really think I did that? - Yes.
He never kicks anyone.
He never kicks anyone. He just uses his hands.
- Is this how a rumor is spread? - I saw him before.
I was getting hit by water...
and singing, "Ch ch ch change".
Change? I know the answer.
"Change my manager, change the CEO, change my office.""
"Change the water truck, change everything!"
"Turn the camera off!"
Su-geun.
You don't mean it, do you?
- Of course not. - Hit him harder.
Your hair was frozen.
How? How did it become frozen?
You were singing "Change",
- and when you turned your head, it was frozen. - It was frozen solid.
You looked like Kim Sook.
- It was frozen. So? - So you couldn't move your head...
- and you asked them to melt your hair. - Wrong.
- You were getting hit by water, right? - Yes.
"Ch ch ch change..."
"Stop it." The water kept...
Wrong.
- Wrong. You're wrong. - What are you doing?
You're really trying your best.
- Isn't that... - You're trying your best.
- what he typically does during "Gag Concert"? - That was like a skit.
- What is that? - "Stop it!"
"Stop it!" She kept eating water.
I'll give you guys a hint.
It was extremely cold. It was 11 degrees below zero.
- "I want to go home." - That's possible.
That was a good answer.
- What if... - What a great answer.
He's the son of Gangneung. I love Kangwon Province.
This is fun.
"It's really hard to be a singer."
Right. It was hard for me to keep working as a singer.
- I think... - I felt this and...
- realized something. - I know!
I know the answer.
"It's hard to make a living."
("It's hard to make a living.")
- Correct. - What?
- My gosh. - I can't believe it.
- Back then, I was... - Worship me.
Jang-hoon, let's let someone else guess this.
- Let's let Sang-min guess it. - No.
- You have no trouble making a living. - No.
- Someone who's really desperate should say it. - Right.
- This isn't realistic at all. - Hold on.
- That's the same thing that I said. - I know.
But that wasn't the accurate answer.
- I said something similar too. - You have to...
- You have to guess the exact words. - Right.
- "It's hard to make a living." - I was dancing like this...
and the temperature was 11 degrees below zero.
It was freezing.
The CEO and the director were sitting in front of me.
- Did you scream? - The executives of my agency were all watching.
I shouted, "It's so hard to make a living!"
How old were you?
It was when I became 18 years old.
I was so young back then.
Now, I would've said, "It's okay."
But back then, I shouted, "It's so hard to make a living!"
- What did your CEO say? - What did he say?
"She's going to make it."
- Since you sounded bold? - Yes.
I thought about that every day when I was a basketball player.
I thought about it for almost 20 years every single day.
Do you remember when I shot "Sonagi"?
I only wore one outfit back then.
I wore that outfit for the whole year.
Just one outfit.
It was okay during spring and fall.
but in the winter, I didn't wear socks inside my rubber shoes.
I had to run barefoot across a field covered with snow.
My feet felt like they were shattering.
Basketball players only wear underwear during winter too.
Ho-dong wrestled in panties for all four seasons.
But...
That sounds true.
Don't call it a panty.
What should I call it then? The panties you wore during wrestling.
- Shorts? - Wrestling pants.
What about JR, the son of Kangwon Province?
When you shoot an episode until 3 or 4 in the morning,
don't you ever think that it's hard to make a living?
Instead of that, I realize how hard the members are working to make a living.
(This is what the baby goblin has realized.)
- They don't even go to sleep. - Yes.
- I know what you mean. - He looks at us like he's at a museum.
Right, he keeps looking at us and gets fascinated.
We had a lot of fun chatting thanks to Hyuna's question.
- Let's move on. - This is fun.
- That was amazing. - I really love Ask Us Anything.
- Did you just read from the script? - Is that in the script?
No, I was serious. It's how I really feel.
I'll ask the next question.
My staff members...
are sometimes really afraid of me.
- When do you think it is? - I know.
When you're being starved.
(Impressed)
- Wrong. - Do they starve you?
- I know the answer. - I'm going to go hit you.
- I know. - I know.
- I know. - You blurted out...
You blurted out what you were thinking inside your head.
- I said something insulting? - Yes, when you were in the car,
you told your manager, "Do you call that driving? You worthless..."
When you received your pay, "You should just keep everything..."
"if you're going to pay me so little."
- He keeps adding things. - "Are you kidding me?"
You said everything that was on your mind.
- Are you finished? - Yes.
- Hit him hard. - I'm ready.
You asked them to bring your shoes,
but they brought low high heels.
You said, "Is this all you can bring me?" and threw the high heels.
You threw it and the heel got stuck on your stylist's forehead.
That's how the legendary high heel story was created.
Do I look like I'll throw high heels?
Wrong. When I do this,
I saw you earlier. It's not something you say, but it's something you do.
When you first came here,
when someone else was talking, you kept doing this.
(Opening)
- That's not... - She kept doing this.
- She kept opening her mouth. - I know.
(Did Hyuna keep opening her mouth in a creepy way?)
Ho-dong, take off your hat.
- What? - Take off your hat.
As I was saying,
But Ho-dong, I think this is so cute.
- What? - Your cheeks.
- His cheeks? - Hit him on the cheek then.
Hit him on the cheek.
- Hit him. - Rub his cheeks for him.
(He seems satisfied with her compliment.)
No, I'll just hit him on the head.
- Okay. - Hit him three times.
Oh my gosh, your hair is so cute.
(Your hair is so cute.)
- Hit him hard. - Okay.
- Hit him hard. - What if she misses and hit him somewhere else?
- Nice. - That was really strong.
You said coldly, "I told you I wouldn't do this."
- "I told you I wouldn't do this." Like this? - Yes.
"I told you I wouldn't do this." The air suddenly turned cold.
- Wrong. - Is it something you said or did?
- It's something I said. - It is?
It's very short.
- It's very short? - Yes.
"Hey, you."
- "Hey." - I know.
- "Hey." - You suddenly went running to your CEO...
- and told him... - And what?
to fire a staff member and complained about who you hated.
Her voice tone suddenly started to change.
"Stay outside."
Everyone ran out except for one person.
"I will..."
- Keep going. - That's it.
- That's all I can come up with. - Her voice didn't change.
- One of you said something close to the answer. - Really?
"Hey, I told you I don't like this."
- You were tying your hair and said, "Hey." - Wrong.
Are you getting ready to fight?
- I know the answer. "Hey..." - "Hey..."
(Do you want to fight?)
Yes, what did I say to her?
You called her name.
"Chang-soo,"
- Their name? - Correct.
So you don't say anything else except their names.
- Are you nice to them usually? - I heard this recently while I was talking.
Since I'm not a patient person,
I always call someone if something comes up.
Or I just send a message by calling out their name.
It doesn't mean anything. I'm just saying hi.
If I ask them "What are you doing?",
the might not send me a reply.
So I just write their name at first.
They said they get worried about what I might say.
It's because you always treat them badly.
- Why would they get worried then? - That's right.
- Since you treated them very badly. - Right.
- They start to tremble with fear. - It means...
- that I really care for them. - You can make a movie called, "Hyuna's Bullying".
What are you talking about?
I don't bully people around like that.
When you have some free time, look back upon yourself.
- Think about how you treated them. - That's not true.
When you have time. Not when you're busy.
Since I don't get angry usually, I guess it surprises them.
How long have you worked with your manager?
- My staff has never changed. - I told you.
The staff who worked from the beginning still work for me.
- I've spent more time with them than my family. - I understand.
JR, tell us why you changed your manager now.
It's because you swore at him and slapped him.
JR, I saw your manager crying and running outside.
Do you ever get mad at your manager?
No, never.
A while ago, I was talking...
with my stylist and manager.
They came inside and were talking to each other.
I made a joke and said, "Did you just swear about me?"
They said, "We're sorry."
(We're sorry.)
It's true.
I really mean it.
- Stop lying. - That sounds made up.
- That seems kind of... - Don't make stuff up.
This is the joke that you make on talk shows!
- Stop lying. - Why! Can't I say anything like this?
- Stop lying. - I kept waiting to talk about my manager.
I was getting ready to tell this story.
This is so funny.
I'll ask my next question.
- I'm really shy around strangers. - That's right.
If I think that I've become close to someone...
or want to know more about someone,
there's something that I always ask. What is it?
"What kind of food do you like?"
- Is he right? - No way.
I can't believe this.
- Is he really right? - I'm really sorry about this.
- He got it right already? - This is...
- Jump up. - She's going to hit him.
- Wrong. - Really?
I thought I was right.
Hyuna, I really like you, but...
Go and wipe it.
- He's going to wipe the chair. - Why did you step on it?
It's okay. I was joking.
- I was joking. - I'll wipe it for you.
I'm just trying to maintain my character. You can go.
- It's fine. - He's trying to maintain his character?
That's right.
He's perfect for variety shows.
Oh, no. I'm really sorry.
I was kidding. I was just trying to be funny.
- Jang-hoon has... - I was just trying to be funny.
wet wipes inside his desk.
- I know the answer. - That's really important to him.
"What's your favorite color?"
What? Favorite color?
- Do you like red? - Red?
Is he correct?
- Wrong. - "What is your zodiac sign?
You're close though.
- I know. - I know the answer. Blood type.
- You're close. - Really?
"What year were you born in?"
- Wrong. - " What's your horoscope?"
She asks them their blood type and zodiac sign.
Blood type, zodiac sign, and horoscope. It's a triple set.
- Am I right? - Wrong.
- Jang-hoon is correct. - What?
Why did she hit me then?
Is Jang-hoon going to receive a back hug?
Are you going to worship me now?
- Blood type and zodiac sign? - Worship me.
- This is... - He was really confident.
not a fight against the other members.
It's an endless fight against myself.
They are not my competitors.
It's a fight against myself.
If I match their blood type with their zodiac sign,
it's sometimes really accurate.
I was curious about this when I watched Ask Us Anything.
- I wondered what your blood types were. - Who were you thinking about?
"What is their blood type? How could they say something like that?"
- I was really fascinated. - Who do you want to know about the most?
- Ask him what his blood type is. - Can you guess our blood types?
I can guess based on my gut feeling, but I might be wrong.
What's your blood type and zodiac sign?
- My zodiac sign? - Her blood type is O.
My blood type is O and I'm a Gemini.
- What? - Did you just swear?
- Hey. - She just swore at us.
- You're a Gemini? - Gemini?
- Kyung-hoon, you didn't say much today, did you? - No.
- Is your blood type an A? Am I wrong? - You're right.
(You're right.)
- What's your zodiac sign? - I'm a Libra.
You're a Libra.
- A librarian? - A Libra.
Libras are usually...
very deep and sincere.
- How did you know? - What is a Libra?
- He's a Libra. - I'm a very deep person.
I've never heard of a Libra.
What month were you born in?
Why?
Why are you so obsessed?
- It's just... - She wants to figure out what he's like.
I have to know so I can figure out what kind of person you are.
- I was born on the 11th. - June 11th?
- That means... - He's a Gemini.
you are a Gemini. You're the same as me.
Your blood type is...
You won't be able to guess.
It's obvious that it's an O.
- Am I right? - Yes.
Guess my blood type. It won't be easy.
If 100 people try to guess what my blood type is,
about 98 people get it wrong.
98 people?
I think Jang-hoon's blood type is an A.
- She's right. - Your zodiac sign is...
She's right again.
It seems like she didn't even check.
It's because your personality is...
similar to Kyung-hoon but different in some way.
- What's your zodiac sign? - A Gemini.
- Geminis are kind of... - Hey.
- Why do you keep swearing? - Don't emphasize it too much.
She keeps swearing.
- A Gemini. - You're very talented...
but you also have a split personality.
- That's why you... - She's right.
keep changing like this...
- and that. - He has a multiple personality disorder.
(He starts eating deliciously,)
(suddenly explodes, and turns shy again.)
He acts cautiously since his blood type is an A.
Ho-dong acts roughly since his blood type is an O.
(Ho-dong tends to act roughly.)
- What about me? - Young-chul seems like an A too.
- You're right. - You're right.
Hold on.
How do you know my blood type?
- That's amazing. - Is it written somewhere?
It's because he always gets upset and acts timidly like this.
- That's crazy. - When smart people gather around and study,
(Everyone else can figure this out easily.)
I'm just acting that I'm a timid person.
Don't lie.
- Her accuracy rate is very high. - You always acted like that.
- What about Sang-min? - She can't guess my blood type.
Sang-min's zodiac sign? I don't think it has helped him much.
I think his blood type is a B.
- Your blood type is an O. - He'll improve from now on.
- She's unbelievable. - He's stubborn.
- Your blood type is really an O? - Yes.
- What? - Wasn't your blood type a B?
- What's your zodiac sign? - Everyone thinks that my blood type is a B or A.
When I saw him on other programs,
he was good at practically everything.
When people with Type O blood types...
make a mistake once,
they never make the same mistake again.
They keep trying harder...
not to repeat the same mistake.
- That was very... - What about me?
Why aren't you asking anything about me?
I think she'll be wrong since she's not interested in you.
You're right.
(Humiliated)
(Trembling)
Sung-gwang, you can go out and receive a blood test later on.
- How could you? - Hyuna, who's isn't interested in Sung-gwang,
who is today's number one?
Today's number one is...
- It's Jang-hoon. - He's really tall.
How will you give Jang-hoon a back hug?
She has to hug his butt instead.
Jang-hoon, can you please wear a bright face for once?
He looks cute.
- You're going to receive a prize. - But..
- I might be criticized if I look too bright. - You won't see me from behind though.
- Do you want me to stand sideways? - Do a back attack then.
- Do a back drop. - I'll run and hug you from the back.
What did she say?
What?
- I didn't hear her. - She's going to run and hug you.
She's going to run? Okay.
- Tell us what we should do. - Go inside.
- What? Tell us what to do. - Go inside.
Jang-hoon, come over here.
Since Ho-dong likes to make it into a skit so much, let's act it out.
- Go and talk to her. - Forget it. I'm not going to meet you anymore.
Jang-hoon, what's wrong with you?
(Jang-hoon says goodbye and turns around.)
(Stopping)
You have to turn around.
(Turning)
(Ho-dong is caught instantly.)
(That was so close!)
You knew he would try that.
He knew right away.
(Hyuna stairs at the man who is about to leave her.)
- You have to turn around. - Don't leave, Jang-hoon.
- No, it's a back hug. - Jang-hoon.
Jang-hoon.
(Hugging)
He said, "Oh my gosh."
That big dude said, "Oh my gosh."
Oh my gosh.
(It will be a really warm autumn for me this year.)
- It's time for me to receive some screen time. - Let's go.
When my mom watched the first episode...
of "Night Goblin",
what did she say?
When she saw it for the first time?
- What did she say? - "Night Goblin"?
I know the answer.
"Will this end in two episodes?"
("Will this end in two episodes?")
- Wrong. - I know.
"Why isn't a goblin coming out?"
(Surprised)
It's kind of similar.
- Kind of. - I know.
"Why is the title Night Goblin?"
- What did he say? - "Why is the title Night Goblin?"
You were very close, but wrong.
When she said this,
I thought that she didn't even watch the program.
Was it because she felt sorry?
- It didn't seem like she watched it. - I know the answer.
"Wow, that night goblin was really frightening."
(That night goblin was really frightening.)
"Did you catch a goblin at night?"
My mom was feeling kind of happy.
- She was happy. - "The goblin's magic club looked amazing."
"I saw gold coming out of it."
She really wouldn't have watched it.
She really wouldn't have watched it if she said that.
"That goblin magic club program was funny."
You're almost there.
- You're very close. - A little more.
A hot pot?
Wrong, but you're almost there.
(Sung-gwang starts to go wild.)
- I know the answer. - "The Night Hot Pot was funny."
- A night pot? - A little more.
"A Hot Pot For Midnight".
You're almost there.
She got the title wrong.
Yes, she got the title wrong.
I know. "Night Rabbit".
(The night rabbit that lives in the moon?)
- Ho-dong! - Hold on.
- Ho-dong. - A rabbit?
- A rabbit? - Yes.
Wrong, but you were close.
Ho-dong. "Night Toad".
"Night Toad"?
A toad. "Night Toad was funny."
- I think he's right. - "Night Toad".
She talked about catching toads at night.
"The program about catching toads at night was funny."
Correct.
"Night Toad"?
- A toad. - "Night Toad".
- She thought it was "Night Toad". - "Night Toad".
My mom said,
"Wow, Night Toad was really funny."
She didn't watch it. I don't think she watched it.
- She might've been confused. - I think she heard it from somewhere.
You should still be grateful.
- "Night Toad". - She was almost right.
She still got one word right.
My mom only watches programs that she likes.
Even if I come out on a program, she doesn't watch it.
She only enjoys watching programs like " "Dongchimi"...
- and programs about health. - She's different.
When I told her I was coming here, she asked who I was going to meet.
- No way. Really? - Really.
She might tell you to call the police if you come out on "Shadow Singer".
Yes, she might say that.
- Ask your next question. - Okay.
When I was in the army, I worked in the kitchen.
When I was a private,
the battalion commander came to eat once.
What did I say by mistake?
You said something wrong to the battalion commander?
I know the answer. "Hey, jerk. Get in line."
- Wrong. I'm going to hit you now. - "There's no food left."
The battalion commander handed out his food tray...
- Oh my goodness. - and your hands...
were trembling so badly,
so you dropped the ladle...
and spilled the soup on his arm.
Wow, I can't believe this guy.
How could he be so good at guessing?
You're very close, but wrong.
I know the answer. You were so nervous when he arrived, so...
you said, "Welcome!" in Japanese.
(Bewildered)
I don't even know how to speak Japanese.
- What are you talking about? - "Welcome!"
He means that you were that nervous.
You think I spoke Japanese...
in the Korean military?
- That would be insane. - I wasn't that insane.
- Did you spill it on his face? That's impossible. - The battalion commander...
asked me for some more soup.
I know the answer.
You have to hand out the rice and soup separately.
- I poured the soup on top of the rice? - Yes.
- You poured it on the rice or side dishes. - On the rice?
- He mixed rice with the soup? - You poured it on the side dishes.
- Soldiers can't eat food like that. - You mixed the rice in soup.
(Did he mix the rice with the soup?)
The battalion commander asked you this when you gave him soup.
"Does this soup taste good?"
"Of course it tastes good, man."
(He shows off his personal talent.)
My gosh. Did I surprise you?
- I just showed you my impersonation. - That was funny.
That was funny. I really liked it.
That was really funny.
You'll feel very satisfied tonight. You'll get a real good nights sleep.
I'll have a good nights sleep today.
- I helped Sung-gwang and I'll sleep tight. - You'll be snoring tonight.
You'll have a good nights sleep.
Think of how they speak in the army.
- Is it tasty? - Eat this.
Because of how we have to speak in the military...
Want more?
(Did he say "Want more"?)
What did you say? Say it clearly.
Want more?
- Correct! - That was correct?
- Want more? - Want more?
Because of how we speak in the military...
We don't speak this way now. But before, we had to.
"Would you like some more?" That's what I should've said.
Instead I said, "Want more?"
(Everyone laughs)
- You made that up. - No, that's...
- You made it up. - It's...
It's my story.
Did you mix it up with someone else's?
He didn't even ask for more.
Instead, he just did this.
I was so flustered that I blurted out,
"Want more?"
How did the commander respond to that?
"Yes. Give me some more."
- He probably thought you were funny. - Maybe.
Meanwhile, everyone above your rank must have did laps around the track.
I was the one who got scolded by the higher ranks afterward.
By the way, whose picture did you put up in your locker?
- In my locker? - Yes.
My girlfriend's...
Sung-gwang is actually really popular amongst the girls.
He's very popular among his juniors...
- You got proposed to by your juniors, didn't you? - About six times.
From your juniors?
- Doesn't Ji-sun still like you? - Park Ji-sun?
Well, that's...
I think female comedians really like funny looking people.
Did six different girls really propose to you?
No, I got it six times.
- Six times? - Really?
Ji-sun proposed to me four times.
Ji-sun proposed to you four times?
Ji-sun's been doing that for 10 years now.
Who are the other two?
Kim Yeong-hee.
Young-hee?
- Who's the other one? - Young-hee did it twice.
Young-hee did it twice.
(That was unexpected!)
- I thought there were six different people. - Me too.
But aren't they too similar? Ji-sun and Yeong-hee...
- Four of them was from Ji-sun. - Yes.
I'm positive that there wasn't any exaggeration in that story.
Ji-sun and I...
have a lot of episodes together.
We even slept together once.
- What? - Oh?
It was a very hot, humid summer night.
It was pouring. After our meeting,
Ji-sun, she...
I told her to sleep over because it was raining.
We could sleep on two separate sides.
And she said, "Sure". It was when she still liked me.
This is Ji-sun's point of view.
Around three in the morning,
she told me I asked her, "Ji-sun, you asleep?"
Ji-sun...
started to feel her heart beat faster.
"Why's he..."
She didn't answer and pretended to be asleep.
"Ji-sun, you asleep?"
"What do I do? Should I answer him?"
"What should I do? What should I do?"
"Ji-sun, you asleep?"
She stayed quiet, so I went towards her.
I walked towards her...
(Sung-gwang called Ji-sun's name three times late at night.)
(What happened to the two best friends?)
and took the fan to my side...
Ji-sun...
must have been so angry...
She was so angry...
As she was lying there...
"What the..."
"I can't believe I like that kind of jerk. That kind of jerk..."
But I was so hot that I...
It's because she was asleep. She was fast asleep.
I couldn't fall asleep because of the heat.
That's why I checked and took the fan when she didn't respond.
All I wanted to do was check if she was asleep.
- It's funnier because it's about Ji-sun. - Ji-sun is super funny.
Think how surprised Ji-sun must have been.
- Having him suddenly call her name out like that... - She must have felt excited.
Because she had feelings for you,
she must have been more excited...
When she didn't answer you, she was probably...
feeling something that can't be put into words.
It must have been extremely hot that night.
- It was. - She probably imagined all kinds of things.
All right. Next question.
One of our coworker's paternal grandmother passed away.
The whole group got together and went to her funeral.
- Yes? - We went there but...
that member's mother...
said something and I couldn't hold back my laughter.
At a funeral?
The mother was the chief mourner, right?
- Yes, she was. - The mother saw us...
and said this because she was so happy to see us.
"My goodness. I only saw you on TV but now..."
(Yes, you're on the right track!)
But she said something she shouldn't say in a funeral.
- Exactly. - Yes.
- He laughed because she said something she shouldn't have. - The mother...
I don't think she said that with that intent but...
"To have so many famous people I saw on TV come here today..."
"What a happy occasion!"
- My goodness. What did you... - What are you saying?
- She didn't say something so blatantly like that... - "What a happy occasion"?
Her mother-in-law passed away.
"My, my. To be able to see such famous comedians..."
"Even if I were to die, I'd have no more regrets."
- No, that's not it. - I know the answer!
Please come when I pass away too.
What?
That's so...
Hey! How can I laugh at something like that?
"Now that Mother passed away,"
"I'm able to meet so many famous people."
Remember. She was happy to see us.
She was very happy.
"My goodness!"
- My goodness? - My goodness?
My goodness...
My goodness. I never thought I'd live to see the day...
No. It still cracks me up when I think of what she said.
- My goodness, I... - It's also kind of scary.
My goodness, I...
It's something like "I'm so happy today"...
It has to be something like "I'm so glad to meet you all".
- My goodness, I... - "My goodness, I..."
"never thought this day would come."
Correct! It's very close.
- "I never thought this day would come." - Very close.
- It's so close. - "I never thought..."
"My goodness, I waited so long for this day."
- What? - "My goodness, I waited so long..."
(If you think about it, it's a pretty scary thing to say.)
She said that?
That gave me chills.
- That was... - I got chills as soon as I heard that.
(Everyone gets chills from her answer.)
- Is it... - Correct!
You're right.
It's not something to be happy about but...
That was a good one.
It's really not something to be happy about.
But that can happen.
"My goodness, I waited so long for this day."
When I heard that, I went, "Wait a second..."
"Can I really laugh about this?" The mother didn't realize what she said though.
- I see. - That must have been funny.
First place! Ho-dong's in first place.
I'm first place.
Give Ho-dong a kiss on the cheek.
- Kiss on the cheek? - Kiss on the cheek.
- No thanks. - Do it for him.
- Do it for him. - Just do it for him.
Don't.
Back hugs and kiss on the cheek.
I definitely told you not to do it.
Your cheek feels like your back.
His cheek really feels like his back.
Think of it as giving a back hug to my face.
Because it's like my back.
(Older Brother School)
All right. Then...
- let's start the JR quiz. - Kim Jung-ryeol?
Kim Jung-ryeol?
(The Goblin brothers heat up the atmosphere.)
Please, give us a question.
- We're busy. - And figure out the lamb hair...
I said no.
- First... - Son of Gangwon Province.
I'm the leader of a group called NU'EST.
There's something I say often to the other members.
- What do you think that is? - I know the answer.
"Hey, I'm going to go solo."
(I'm going to go solo from now on.)
I wouldn't do that. Wrong.
- It must be something responsible since he's the leader. - "Hey, gather up."
- Wrong. - "Because of our company's situation,"
"let's refrain from spending more than five dollars each on a meal."
No. Our company doesn't have any limits.
- Really? - I know the answer!
Then, you should spend 100 dollars per meal.
- Wait... - I know the answer!
"Everything will be fine."
(Everything will be fine.)
- Wrong. - Because it's been six years since their debut,
the other members are starting to slack off.
"Hey! You guys really..."
"Don't you know who the leader of NU'EST is? NU'EST leader is..."
"me, me. It's me."
He just wanted to use that dance.
- Hey, you did all that just for that? - Hey...
Our group...
is similar to the group here, in terms of atmosphere.
- Atmosphere? - Then...
I know the answer! NU'EST...
also has someone like Young-chul there.
"Hey, Baek-ho! If you're going to say that, just keep you mouth shut."
- They might really do that. - That's...
If what you said is even close, I'm...
- Was it close? - It was close.
(It was close.)
I know the answer!
- That's so annoying. - Is it short?
- It is. - "Focus!"
- Wrong. - I know the answer.
"Is this all you can give me this month?"
- Does Ho-dong keep taking out your money? - Yes.
- It's simpler than you think. - He does?
They take out money here?
We all give money to come out on this program here.
Each person pays Ho-dong 30,000 dollars to come out on this show.
- Is that why he's cold towards me? - The answer's very simple.
It's a very short word.
Four syllables.
Do you want to fight?
You want to die?
- You want to die? - I know the answer! Baek-ho, be quiet!
(Be quiet!)
- Be quiet? - It is "be quiet", isn't it?
Is it close?
Correct.
Why'd you hit me when it's correct? Son of Gangwon Province?
We're men of Gangwon Province.
- So that's what it was. I thought it was "focus". - I say "Be quiet!" a lot.
- I wanted to say that. - In what tone?
We're try to guess the tone.
- I think he might say it quietly. - I think...
Until when are you going to act like this?
(Noisy)
Hey! Hey!
Hey, guys...
This won't work on you guys.
- Hey, be quiet. - What?
- Be quiet? - Be quiet?
- Hey. What is this? - What?
- How can you say that? - Live however you want.
Excuse me.
- He said, "Live however you want". - JR, you're a quiet person, right?
I'm not quiet. I enjoy watching...
videos of games.
When the other members talk,
- I can't listen to the video. - You're selfish, then.
You can put earphones on.
Geminis are usually selfish.
Are you a fortuneteller?
- Why do you keep talking about Geminis? - I'm serious.
- What? - JR, how did you become a celebrity in Gangreung?
I went to school.
I was going home after class ended.
I was recruited on the hill.
They must have come to that school after they heard about you.
- Were you known for being handsome? - Were you rec-street?
- I was recruited on the street. - Weren't you famous?
He knows that expression.
I hate it when people shorten phrases.
- Were you rec-street? - I hate it.
- How were you recruited? - Which hill was it?
Were you on a hill where you could see everything?
- My school was on a hill. - Which school did you go to?
I was coming down after school.
Someone came to me asked if I want to be a celebrity.
- It was immediate. - A stranger recruited him in front of a middle school.
- Why didn't they come to Wonju? - Right.
- I went to Seoul myself. - Right.
- I heard this before. - They're everywhere.
The manager told me that Gangreung Middle School appeared in his dreams.
He thought he would meet a good recruit...
if he went to that school.
- That's when he met me. - This sounds like a folktale.
- Hey. - Seriously...
- A hill appeared in the dream. - Are you exaggerating?
If you go to Gangreung Middle School,
- you will meet a special boy. - I'm serious.
- I'm serious. - My goodness...
Hyuna, what kind of dream is that?
It's a precognitive dream.
- It's a precognitive dream? - It's a precognitive dream?
It's a precognitive dream for him.
It's a lucky dream.
It tells what will happen to you.
JR was recruited after meeting the manager.
He's here right now. That's why it's a lucky dream.
- Really? - Hyuna, you should be a fortuneteller.
- Did you ever have a precognitive dream? - It's because...
she's very serious.
- She explains well. - She explains well.
She listens well.
Were you recruited on the street or did you audition?
It was an interesting case.
My Dad let me go to a dance academy because I was very shy.
I danced there.
I went to a show called "Huddle Up, 5 O'clock".
I was doing this at the back.
The agency wanted to meet me.
- She was a kid. - Successful people will always be successful.
Why did you wear long sleeves, JR? Are you cold?
I don't like exposing myself.
- Don't you wear short sleeves in summer? - No, he only wears long sleeves.
- He only wears long sleeves. - JR...
You're skinnier than we think you are, right?
- He's skinny. - He's skinny, right?
He wore long sleeves on a very hot day.
- He wore a windbreaker on top. - My goodness...
You're not that skinny.
You're so pale. I'm really pale, too.
- Look. Both of us are pale. - I'm really pale, too.
When I ask him if he's hot,
he says he's fine.
- Right. - He sweats with the windbreaker on.
It's like this, Su-geun.
Right. It's like that.
- You can tell he's a good person. - You can tell he's a good person.
- You're a good person. - You're a good person.
- What's the next question? - Here's the next question.
What do you think is the worst...
thing I ever did?
- The worst thing... - I think it's something cute.
What did you do in Gangwon Province?
It was when I was 15 years old.
- Your parents told you not to drink soda, but you did. - Wrong.
- You repented. - He seems like that.
Your curfew was 6pm, but you came home at 8pm.
You're so nice.
- Wrong. - This is the worst thing you did.
You were very thirsty on a hot day.
You saw watermelons.
- That's why you stole a watermelon. - He stole a watermelon.
Doesn't that match you perfectly?
It's cute. He stole one watermelon.
- You wanted to look violent. - Wrong.
You chewed on raw corn.
(You chewed on raw corn.)
You had raw potato in your other hand.
- Really? - Your teeth fell out.
- It's the worst thing you did. - Your teeth fell out.
- All your teeth fell out. - All your teeth fell out.
- All your teeth fell out. - Right.
What is this? I can't think of anything.
I love that.
Ho-dong and Hee-chul probably did this, too.
- We did it? I know. - Ho-dong and Hee-chul did it?
You were late for class.
- Wrong. - I know.
It's wrong? Hold on. It's wrong?
You grew your hair.
- What? - It must be the answer.
- He dyed his hair. - You grew your hair.
- You dyed your hair. - Ho-dong...
grew his hair, too.
- You're right. - What did she say?
- Is that the worst thing you did? - Growing your hair long and dying it...
- would get you into big trouble when we were young. - It was crazy.
I went to a boys' high school.
- It was stricter. You couldn't grow your hair. - Right.
I had to cut my hair very short.
After I became a trainee,
I started growing my hair.
- I started taking care about my appearance. - Right.
- That's why... - It was forbidden.
- Seriously, guys... - They would bring a razor.
You guys went to a good school.
- We would seriously... - You had to shave your hair?
- Only crew cuts were allowed for us. - Me, too.
- We all had crew cuts. - Right.
- Hyuna, did you ever do something bad? - Yes.
What did you do?
Well...
What should I say? It's all very awful.
It's awful.
Tell us what was most awful.
- Seriously... - Tell us what was most awful, Hyuna.
However, I did it while working.
It's like this.
"Roll Deep"...
was suggested to me because the CEO wanted me to boast.
I'm very shy.
I wanted to boast at least when I was on stage.
I went to Los Angeles to do something bad.
What did you do?
For instance, I drank and hung out with the friends there.
- Is that bad? - In addition,
I took off my shirt.
- You took off your whole shirt? - You took it off?
- You took off your whole shirt? - Yes.
I thought, "Why should I be suppressed"...
"when I'm at a stage where I'm most beautiful"?
- That's a good thought. - I thought I had to break free.
This work itself...
and to have done something improper was fun for me.
- Right. - This isn't something bad.
- It's a performance as an artist. - Right.
- However... - Do you have the video?
Where's the video?
- It's for herself. - It's for herself.
- I have it. It's on Youtube. - It's for herself.
- You have it? - Really?
- Yes. - Be quiet. What do we have to search on Youtube?
(What do we have to search on Youtube?)
- What? How should we search for it? - What?
You don't even know what's Youtube.
- Seriously... - What's Youtube?
- Are you kidding? - What's Youtube?
- Alright. - You probably all saw it.
JR doesn't know...
who to look at. He's hesitating.
You did that?
I was so nervous when I came to Sangbong Terminal to eat my first donkatsu.
I was so excited to come to Seoul.
I was worried if I could come back. I got money from Chuseok.
I left home once...
when I was in Grade 12.
- Why? - Maybe I was in Grade 11.
- You didn't want to study? - I was scolded.
I was scolded by my parents.
That's why I ran away from home for 2 nights and 3 days.
- It... - You were 18 or 19.
- What did you do wrong? - I was caught smoking.
- You did wrong. - You did wrong.
- Right. - You did wrong.
You should repent.
I was young and curious.
- You should repent, not run away from school. - Of course.
You should have repented and stayed home.
- Why did you run away? You did nothing right. - Why did you smoke?
Where did you smoke? Was it your Dad's room?
(This is the music video filming site for Hyuna's new song, "New Red".)
(It's an audition to pick Hyuna's partner.)
Is it here?
Is this the music video filming site?
It's been such a long time since I wore an idol group member outfit.
- I'm going crazy. - Oh dear...
- Hello. - Are you the director?
- I heard you're picking the male partner. - Director?
- Yes, aren't you the director? - I...
I'm here as an applicant for the...
- music video, too. - You're a jerk.
How dare you sit like that in front of us?
- He's starting again. - I'm sorry.
- He's starting again. - He's shooting a traditional drama again.
- You're a traditional drama maniac. - You look impudent.
How dare you apply for the main partner?
- He... - How dare you sit there? Buzz off.
- Hold on. He always tries to do comic acts. - Right.
Hee-chul, give him some medicine.
- Why is he interested in traditional dramas? - What's up with him?
Don't leave, Hyuna.
- Don't leave? - Who is he?
Is it "Mad Max"?
- Is it "Mad Max"? - Hyuna.
Is that it?
Have you heard?
It's Okja.
- It's Okja. - It's Okja.
- It's a talking Okja. - Mr. Choi...
Mr. Choi, the applicants...
- It's the director. - It's alright. We'll take 2 or 3.
- We'll... - Hello.
- Hello, director. - Look at the physical appearances.
- Hello. - Hyuna...
- Right. - She's an amazing singer.
- Go away. - I'm your fan.
- What is this? - Go to your seats.
Hold on.
Who is this?
- Get up. - Who are you?
- Excuse me, who are you? - Sir.
- He's the director. - He's the director.
- He's a sponsor. - No one sponsored us. How is he the sponsor?
- He's very rich. - Did anyone tell you we were sponsored?
I didn't hear anything.
- Who are you. - Director Lee, I heard...
that Kim Jong-kook came out on a music video once.
- I'm sorry. - It's that person.
I'm sorry, but please stop coming to the auditions.
- What are you doing for 20 years? - Don't do this.
- I have a dream. - Okay.
I want to be the protagonist.
Be quiet. I'm so embarrassed in front of everyone. Be quiet.
- I beg you. - I beg you.
- Alright. - I bought you a drink last time.
Please sit here.
- Hurry up. You have to obey the rules. - You're all inferior.
What is this?
Excuse me?
- Excuse me... - Let me introduce myself first.
- Right. - You all know me, right?
- Yes. - Yes.
Today, we're choosing my partner...
for the new song, "New Red". We're shooting the music video for it.
Let me hear what your resolutions are.
- Okay. - I'm top class here. Let me go first.
- I'm sorry. - What?
Everyone can tell that you're the lowest class.
Let's have you stand over there.
I'll introduce myself first. I debuted in 1994.
And the music videos I made in the past...
We spent at least 300,000 dollars on each one.
At most, we spent about 800,000 dollars.
- I have a lot of passion... - Is that why you're in debt?
Excuse me? Why are you talking about your past?
- He keeps talking about the past. - Yes.
Who here wasn't successful back in the day?
- Is being in debt something to brag about? - Why are you...
- I'm just speaking about my experience... - I understand what you mean but...
why did you even come here?
From what I heard, that guy...
Director Lee. That guy came here because he heard they gave out free lunches here.
I think so too.
- Is that true? - They give out the lunches over there.
If you'd go over that way...
You should take two boxed lunch.
He's not here for the audition, Director.
I'm Hyuna's biggest fan.
I know all her music.
And I don't care about J-pop or K-pop.
- I only listen to Bubble Pop. - That's great. Good for you.
- Even when I dance, I go... - That's great. You're so talented.
(Whistles)
- That looks awesome. - He's the real deal.
This side is full of good looking people. You sure you're in the right spot?
- Yes. I'm right where I... - This is my brother from Gangwon Province.
- Really? - He's from Gangwon Province too.
- He's good looking. Try to appeal yourself. - Good luck.
I don't even need to show you anything.
All I need to win is my youth and stamina.
Basically, I have great endurance. I don't get exhausted no matter how much I dance.
- Music, please. - So suddenly?
- He's dancing all of a sudden? - The music...
(JR's dance performance)
(Thunk thunk)
He's good.
(His innocent passion makes up for his creaky joints.)
(He's doing his best.)
(JR's innocent version of Hyuna's "Change")
- This isn't the only thing I've prepared. - You look a little tired.
No. Music, please.
- Something different. - NU'EST.
I have a good feeling about this friend over here.
This is my song.
(His restarts his engine of passion.)
Do it with him.
(The original, Hee-chul, joins the dance.)
Wow.
(The Gangwon Province Brothers dance together.)
- Let's end it there. - Yes.
- We'll stop there. - As expected of my brother from Gangwon Province.
The two dances JR danced are both the "angels who lost their wings" dance.
What are you talking about?
First, he danced this one...
And the second one was this one.
- Sang-min... - Anyone can tell that's not...
- JR is... - Just take the two boxed lunch and go home.
Hey, we're not the type of people who plagiarize other people's dances.
JR isn't that type of guy.
- Since it looks like he's done, let's move on. - Yes.
What about that person?
Are you bleeding or something?
You're so red.
Did you poke yourself on something?
- It's not... - I'm sorry but...
- Yes? - It looks like blood.
- This is what I wore... - Why are the lengths of your pants different?
Oh? This one got loose.
(He repairs it himself.)
- It got loose. - He's a funny guy.
- This was just all part of my plan. - Anyway, Hyuna...
doesn't care too much about people's height or appearances.
- She go for people with talent. - Yes.
This is so frustrating.
Mister. Who are you and what makes you so confident?
You can tell with once glance that they're all B-rated people.
- B-rated? What? - Hyuna.
You saw me recently, haven't you?
- Where? - In Turbo's...
- Turbo's... - "Hot Sugar"?
Yes, "Hot Sugar". I was in their music video.
I had a fan there.
(His highlight scene in the video.)
That's what you did?
If we're talking about fans, this one's on another level.
- My gaze... - What kind of gaze is this?
- What does he have to do with fans? - I gazed at the girls with mischievous eyes.
Since I already done those kinds of things...
- Let's ask. - Hyuna?
I'm not sure about his skills. But if he were to sponsor us...
We have one spot open for that.
If it's Hyuna's music video, I...
can pay for about 90 percent of the cost.
Basically, all you have to do is go to Han River and come out when the water ebb...
Come out when the water ebb...
Just say you won't do it. They asking you to do strange things.
(A big one has appeared, Tycoon)
Watch yourself. Soon, I'm going to...
I'm going to kill you...
- I'm going to kill you. - Make him into a red monster.
I'm not going to let you get away with this.
But I think that's a pretty great idea.
Hey. The room is cold. Go and get the fire going.
- What was... - Wait a minute!
Were you acting just now?
You should have moved your seat.
How do you expect me to do it with these low leveled...
- Give him some medicine. - What? These little...
Just go and give him his medicine.
Anyway, from our perspective,
he's someone who can sponsor our costs.
I think we should take him.
I think it's not a bad idea to pass him.
- You won't regret it. - He's not the main but he can act as one of the extras...
No. If I'm not the main, I won't invest my money.
He's being...
If I'm not the main guy,
- I won't invest. - Director Lee.
Since I'm going to be the main guy,
I'll just use him as my toothpick.
- What does that mean? - What does that even mean?
- Oh! You're going to cut away some from here... - Yes.
You're going to keep cutting away at him...
You'll be able to use him for over 100 years.
- Why is he acting like this these days? - He's a necessity.
Every time we do a comedy skit, he goes...
kind of crazy...
Did you forget that I was your father?
- Father? - My father...
loves my mother very much.
What are you talking about? How can you say you're my father?
You're speaking nonsense.
What did you prepare for us?
People these days...
don't fall for these kinds of fake acting anymore.
They don't. So I prepared the real deal.
- What did you prepare? - I prepared a kiss.
- What? - Hey!
- I'll show you a true kiss. - He really needs medication.
- I'll show you a kiss. - Really?
All right. Then show us.
- Show us the real deal. - Yes.
- Do it. - Show us.
Really?
Is he supposed to be Zorro or something?
(Is he supposed to be Zorro?)
Do you know what Kyung-hoon said to me?
"You should be stopping me..."
(Zorro is only active in darkness.)
That's totally fake.
That is fake period.
It was just a rehearsal.
- What if you become the main guy? - I'll do it for real then.
All right. But why is a dropout sitting here?
Actually, although I don't know how skilled the other contestants are,
I can tell you that I'm a singer who put out an album this year.
- And in that music video... - Can you put down your hair?
Put down your hair to the front.
That's great. Show me your profile.
Show us your profile.
(The aesthetic of covering...)
His chin is still too long.
I'll use him as my underwear.
(Kim Young-chul, the main guy's underwear)
(Everyone can't help but be impressed.)
This is the first time I've ever seen this kind of humor.
You deserve a award for this.
You said you were going to use him as a toothpick...
That's new.
- Man... - It's really...
- Then, let's... - But...
I'm not joking. I don't think I can do it here.
I think your mental state is rotten.
- Then, leave. - Your attitudes are rotten to the core.
I can do any roles that's asked of me!
- That's what I wanted to say. - Then...
There's a love scene and a kiss scene.
Can you do those?
Are we really going to do it?
Yes, of course.
Show us how it's done.
I heard you had seven children.
Right now, Hyuna...
is showing signs of interest. This is Scene 3-17.
Wait. Does he have four eyes?
- You can do it like... - He has four eyes.
- He's a dragonfly. - He has four eyes.
- I can see everything very well. - His eyes are scary.
"If you're going to leave like this,"
"give me one last kiss before you go." That's the line.
Things done inside an audition aren't leaked outside, right?
Leaked? This is an open audition.
This is an open audition.
Everyone will be able to see it in their house.
But this is considered to be the lightest scene in our movie.
If doing a kiss scene is too hard for you, try lowering your sunglasses.
Can you act in the role of a red dragonfly?
- Red dragonfly - A beetle!
Can you do that?
Dragonflies are too skinny. He has to be a beetle.
- This dragonfly had a lot to eat. - He's a beetle.
That's enough. Just come and become my undershirt.
That's a relief. What a relief.
(He acquired one more item.)
- My goodness. - You should wear him during winter.
The undershirt, underwear, and the toothpick should get together later.
(He was rescued from the dangerous kiss scene.)
Anyway, Kyung-hoon?
You have a very creative brain, don't you?
I'm very good at being creative.
- I can be very creative. - He is kind of refreshing.
This is the first time I've ever become someone's undershirt.
But the important thing is...
that we need to choose the main guy within today.
We're running out of time and we're going to be filming right away.
So we're going to be doing a little test.
Please don't get nervous and just do as we say.
- How you express yourselves is very important. - Express ourselves?
Hyuna, if you're fine with this, can you...
- Sure. - Everyone. You should feel honored.
You're able to see Hyuna perform live on this audition set.
- Let's see what she... - Hyuna?
Please show us for my sake.
- Sure... - Go, go.
Can we make that old guy leave?
She doesn't normally do this for auditions but...
Fine. Let's just do it for him.
After all, we knew him for 20 years now.
This is "Red". Music, please!
(Hyuna's shows how to express the lyrics.)
(A monkey's bottom is red.)
(Red is Hyuna. Hyuna is...)
(The subject and feeling of the lyrics are portrayed in her dance.)
(Like this, like this)
That's great.
(She finishes it off sexily.)
That was great. Today, we're going to...
In "Red",
there was a verse that sang, "A monkey's bottom is red", right?
Everyone turn around and show us your bottoms.
The one who has the reddest bottom...
Yes. The one who has the reddest bottom...
Basically, everyone looks at the lyrics first.
We'll give you three minutes to prepare a performance.
(The given lyrics have to be expressed through dance or acting.)
- How do I portray this? - This is hard.
(Everyone is given pieces of lyrics randomly.)
Is everyone done reading it?
- All right. - I'll do it first.
(Young-chul steps up to the challenge.)
- This one is too easy. - Is it?
- What is it? - You'll hear it in the song but it's,
"Acting so cute that..."
"you want to bite me is an art." That's what he got.
In my case,
Is this the original?
I'm red when I put on red lipstick
Acting so cute that you want to bite me is an art.
Something like this...
- That was great. - Acting so cute...
All right. Are you ready?
- You can go whenever you're ready. - I'm ready.
(Acting so cute that you want...)
(to bite me is an art.)
(Screaming)
That looked like it really hurt.
(Screaming)
(The past memories all come rushing in so suddenly...)
(I thought I cut all my ties with you forever...)
(Someone like you...)
(Why did you have to appear before me again like fate?)
I want to kill...
(This love I want to kill...)
You want to kill him?
I really do want to kill him.
- Listen well. This... - That was great.
It doesn't have to be singing and dancing. It could be acting too.
- Hey. You going to be all right? - Yes.
After I did it, everyone's just raring to go, aren't they?
You're just going to leave?
- Just go already. - You read all this?
- He's going to act. - Go.
(Killer Dance. Stage Killer. She pierces the sky with her confidence.)
(It seems he's trying to portray "killer dance".)
No more...
He looks like he had too much to drink.
(Gun sounds)
(He's expressing "stage killer".)
Piercing the sky with...
This is too explanatory.
- This is too... - It's too explanatory.
- You're being too explanatory. - What was the lyrics?
- You're acting is... - That's so...
(It's 100 percent literally translated.)
(Screaming)
(You and I are just...)
That was some great acting!
I feel like I saw that act somewhere.
Sung-gwang?
(Next up is Sung-gwang.)
I might change right now.
- That's the lyrics. - Okay.
Action!
Are you sure you're not going to regret it? Are you?
You're saying you don't care what happens to me?
You're saying you don't care anymore?
(I might change right now.)
(He sat down?)
Look. You still don't care even after I did that?
- You pooped? - You changed?
Oh, he changed and pooped?
He might just "poop" right now.
Yes, I just might.
Is there anyone who can do the same act?
- Kyung-hoon. - If he does it, it might change.
- He really might change. - That's not a bad idea.
He's already ready for this.
Poop.
Right now, I...
- He really pooped. - He really did.
- He's someone who would really poop their pants. - He's pooping.
He's mentally challenged.
- Are you done? - Are you?
- Get him some wet wipes. - It might really come out.
Did you change? Did you poop?
I'm in the middle of doing it.
His acting skills are...
(His acting was poop-tastic!)
Get him some wet wipes.
- His acting is... - You're about to bleed from your ears.
Because this isn't enough,
we're going to test professionalism. While shooting the music video,
some people really do fall in a one-sided love...
- Yes. But that's not good at all. - Yes. Things become complicated...
and everything becomes muddy...
If you want to become my partner for this movie,
- you need to be able to control your emotions. - Yes.
- I'm good at that. - That's why everyone...
Because you might be surprised if you suddenly start dancing with Hyuna...
Mr. Kim! Where are you?
Come out and show us something simple with Hyuna.
It's not Mr. Kim? It's Ms. Choi?
Did you eat a lot of mulberry?
Your lips are stained with mulberry...
You sure she's not cold or something?
She's the lead dancer of our dance group.
She'll be showing you the male part of the dance.
But before that, is she feeling okay?
Did she eat a Jaw's Bar before coming here?
- I ate jjajangmyeon. - Jjajangmyeon?
- She has a sense of humor. - Anyway, she will...
- be showing us your part. - Our part?
The music will be "Bubble Pop".
(Mission Song 1 is "Bubble Pop".)
(The point is to endure the embarrassment while looking at each other.)
- Something like this? - That's the first mission.
Right now, our mulberry teacher...
smiled a lot during the dance. But you guys can't do that.
Smiling can be misunderstood as a sign of interest so...
you have to keep your expression blank.
And the next one...
(Mission Song 2 is "Red".)
(A difficult move where you have to hold up Hyuna.)
(But it has less parts where you keep looking each other.)
- This dance might be better. - It might be better.
This is better.
(The demonstration ends.)
X-japan!
- The mulberry teacher... - X-japan!
Thank you for your time.
(Nods)
There're two parts.
- Who wants to go first? - Me. I'll go first.
As expected of Kyung-hoon...
- The strongest opponent's going to go first? - Yes.
"Bubble Pop" or...
I'll do "Bubble Pop".
He's going to do "Bubble Pop".
Music please!
(Serious)
(Cute)
(He's not shaken?)
(Smiles widely)
You have to keep doing it until the end.
Get out.
You had to do it until the end.
It's hard to not smile when you're looking at Hyuna.
Biting down on your tongue won't work either.
Really? You were biting down on your tongue?
- I'll do "Red". - Anyway, you failed.
He might be too tall for me...
- Hyuna, you might have to stretch your arms. - No, since I have long arms,
you don't need to worry about that. Tiara! Be quiet.
- This won't be easy. - We'll start "Red".
- Let's go. - It won't be easy.
(Immersed)
You have to hold her...
(He lost a beat because he was getting into the feel.)
(Suddenly serious)
(Stiff)
Look her in the eye!
(I won't let your dance shake me.)
(Laughing)
(He failed after showing her many strange expressions.)
You failed.
You made such loathing expressions at her.
He was acting.
- He was loathing her. - He really...
No, that's not true. I was trying to not let her get to me.
I kept trying to avoid her eyes...
But it wouldn't have worked even before that.
My arms really hurt during this move.
- I should have lowered my arms more for you. - You can't avoid her eyes, okay?
Hyuna, you can go a little easy.
- But this... - I want to try.
Oh?
Please do your best for "Red".
(Wearing a tiara, Hee-chul takes up the challenge.)
(Walks roughly)
Oh wait! I got confused!
You have to go in the front.
This is "Red". This is Hee-chul we're talking about...
- All right. - Music please!
(Unlike before, their dance moves along smoothly.)
(Slides)
(Without any smiling, they do it seriously.)
He's not getting pushed back.
(Wiggle wiggle)
(Flexible)
Hyuna is out. Hyuna laughed.
- But he was hogging all the spotlight. - How was it, Director?
- How was it, Director? - He had to make the girl shine.
- Hee-chul? - Yes?
I thought there were two Hyunas dancing.
- Next, JR will... - Let's go Gangwon Brother.
I'll do "Bubble Pop",
because it's hard for her to keep going down and up.
- He has manners. - He got points for having manners.
(Focus)
(Attack of cuteness)
(Oblivious)
You're doing good.
(There's no change in his expression.)
(Touch)
(Even with that light touch, he wasn't shaken.)
- Yes. - Oh?
(JR is the first one to pass!)
He matched her rhythm too.
Well, first,
- it was good that he put in some other moves too. - Then,
using this opportunity...
- Here. - Please dance "Red".
You dance the girl part. You can't smile here.
(Provocative and sexy)
(The dance turned more provocative than the original.)
(I can't lose against him.)
Look him in the eyes.
(They match each other well.)
That's strong.
(That's the power of Gangwon Province!)
- That's the power of Gangwon Province! - Our mothers will be watching us from Gangwon Province.
- JR is... - You didn't go yet?
- Not yet. - I think that's enough for today.
(I'm sorry, but we finished the audition.)
Please, don't do that.
- Fine, this is the final one. - I'm really...
I'm not going to laugh at all.
- I'm going to do it seriously. - What shall we do?
I'm serious.
("Red" Mission Start)
(Serious)
(He's really not laughing and it's not funny at all either.)
(Slips away)
(Hyuna gave up on the mission.)
(They restrain him.)
I was doing it seriously!
I was doing this for the mission!
I didn't laugh one bit! I didn't do it to be funny!
You guys look good together.
- You guys look good together. - Please refrain yourself.
- Please refrain yourself. - Thanks.
Everyone, let's do...
just one last test. In our music video,
there's a scene where the main male actor...
is being held hostage by the villains.
He has to escape from there as fast as possible...
so he can save the female actress.
Basically, in an extreme situation...
How fast can you escape?
Here's a demonstration.
I'll show you.
- You have to wear it like this. - Yes.
Like this.
Down to the neck? How are we supposed to that?
(Sighing)
I couldn't breath for a second.
- You cannot use your hands. - What do we do then?
You can only use your feet.
- Our feet? - Yes, only the feet.
- How? - How?
No way.
You can use your knees, too.
- Basically, we've got to try everything. - Exactly.
I also have a dream of playing the main character.
If it's too difficult,
- you can wrap it around your feet. - It looks too difficult.
It does, doesn't it?
It's making me desperate for using my hands!
I mean, my hands are right here but I can't use them!
It's so frustrating that I can't use my hands!
I could just pull it off with my hands,
but I can't. We have to endure that pain as well.
- Exactly. - That's the point.
- Come on. - Okay.
Okay.
He did it. He's the main character.
- You're the protagonist. - You're the protagonist.
- You definitely are. - You're the main character for today.
- Great job. - Hold on, everyone.
- Congratulations. - Listen.
No.
It's okay.
I look so ugly, right?
You look much better.
- Really? - You actually look better.
- It's so funny. - you saw how I used my knees.
- How am I supposed to do this? - Let's go.
- I think you look better than your regular face. - Really?
- Yes. - I see.
You are so handsome.
You too!
- You look cool. - Can you open your eyes, by the way?
- Yes. - How about me?
Do my eyes look like they are open?
- Ready. - Do I look handsome?
- Let's do it. - Your goal is to escape first.
- Let's go! - Ready. Set. Go!
Ready. Set. Go!
(Stepping awkwardly)
They're actually good.
(Kyung-hoon succeeds as soon as the game has started!)
Kyung-hoon's really good. That was smart.
- Look at Jang-hoon. - Did I lose?
He's in second place.
Jang-hoon is in the last place.
The game is not over yet.
- This is basically the final match. - A bit more!
- Come on! - Look at him!
- Step on the stocking! - He looks like a fool.
- We have a fool here! - You have to step on it first.
Don't lift your head up when you're stepping on it.
Keep your head low as you step on it!
- Step on it first! - There you go.
- He did it. - Jang-hoon's getting it.
- Both of them stepped on the stockings! - Don't you want to use your hands?
Lift your head up now and pull it out!
Don't you want to use your hands?
You're getting there!
Just pull your head out!
(Pulling out)
(Jang-hoon wins narrowly.)
That was great. The fastest person was...
Kyung-hoon. You're in the first place.
- Let's give him the kissing scene. - Right. Hold on.
- I'll take the more intimate scenes. - Yes, hello?
Yes, Director!
How are you, Mr. CEO.
Yes, it is red.
Yes. Is that so?
- That's not a good news. - What is it?
The title song has changed?
Instead of "Really Red", it's now "Babe"?
"Babe".
What's "Babe" like?
We already filmed the music video for "Babe".
- They say it's already been filmed. - Are you kidding us, Director Lee?
Why are you acting so suddenly?
- Are you serious? - Are you kidding me?
- What was all that we've doing for? - What's going on here?
I shall punch you in the stomach!
- What did you say? - Listen, everyone.
Since you've worked so hard, I'll sing the new song "Babe" for you.
- Right. - We don't care for that. What's in it for us?
You've got to understand us.
- You've got to be kidding me. - Fine.
This song already has a music video.
Give us the music for "Babe"!
("Babe" Hyun-ah)
It is a trendy song.
I like this part.
She's full of confidence.
- That was great! - Go "Babe"!
- Go "Babe"! - Go "Babe"!
(Here comes B1A4!)
(Silence)
(Let's just play soccer outside.)
(Do you even know what B1A4 stands for?)
(Four served in the army and one served public-service)
(That's what B1A4 stands for?)
(Song-writing idol, Jin-young)
(Singing idol, San-deul)
(Athletic idol, Baro)
(Handsome idol, Gong-chan)
(Who's the last one?)
(We think his name starts with Shin.)
(Shin-eum!)
(Showing off his singing skills,)
(everyone now knows his name, Shin-woo.)
(The B1A4 virus has spread!)
(Shivering)
(What is the truth behind the B1A4 virus?)
(Knowing Kingdom, A.D. 647)
(Young-deok princess's face is cursed.)
(Everyone has gathered from all over the world.)
(Where are you Princess Young-deok?)
(Even the Flower Soldiers have come.)
(They show off their martial art skills.)
(Here!)
(Get ready for smashing!)
(Let's do finger wrestling.)
(He's probably got a lot of experience from giving thumbprints.)
(How dare you!)
(Who will lift the curse off of Princess Young-deok?)
(Ask Us Anything)
("Sorry" by The Rose)